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Christian Humor T-Shirt — “I Only Leave My House For Jesus, Food & Money”

$25.99
Comfort Colors® Colors: Graphite
Clothing sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This relaxed garment-dyed tee speaks to the homebody with faith and humor. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a lived-in color give the shirt a cozy, worn-in feel from the first wear. The front reads “I only leave my house for Jesus, food, money and —” in warm vintage lettering, a playful declaration that pairs faith and everyday priorities. Wear it to Sunday gatherings, quick errands, or quiet nights at home; the roomy cut and durable construction make it comfortable whether you’re stepping out for coffee or staying in for a movie. The muted print and soft texture blend into casual wardrobes, while the message starts conversations with a knowing smile.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and soft handfeel
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for lasting shape
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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